Welcome & Good Job
Congrats. You've taken the first step to a better life.With a little help and some insulting, pretty soon you will not suck.
If you are reading this, it's because you think your life could be better, and you are right.
Each week day you'll be given some insite into how you can improve your life. And no, this is not some touchy feely believe in yourself and eat chicken soup bull shit. This is real world modern day ways you can improv yourself.
Some Examples:
Stop calling people: Champ, Boss & Slugger. - No one likes being called any of those things. It makes you sound like a drunk salesman. And nobody likes salesman. Drunk is even worse. I don't want your damn home owners insurance lady. I live on the edge.
Love Jesus, Allah or Whatever, but don't ever tell people about it. They will lose respect for you. It's not that god is bad. It's that arguements about how much god rules are bad. If you want to love Jesus tell him, not me. I love my girlfriend, but I don't expect you to kill a goat for her. That's dorky.
Examples Over
If these tips have already changed your life, man is this blog going to help you. If not, give it time. You will find something soon.
So what can you look forward to
Mondays: People Who Don't Suck That You Should Be Like
Tuesdays: Things that Suck and Why You Should Avoid And Hate Them
Wednesday: Ways To Better Yourself That Don't Make Sense At First or Hidden Sucks and How to Avoid Them
Thursdays: Places That Suck or Places That Don't Suck (depends on the week)
Fridays: Editor's Choice.
Sounds fun, right? And helpful.
So starting next monday. Look for it. Because it's coming.
But until then, this is a page in progress, so be kind while we build it up.
posted by Dustin D'Addato at
6:22 PM
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